| electric sawdust (The stoles website)
An abbridged history of James' life
An abbridged history of Matt's life
An abbridged history of John's life
An abbridged history of Chris' life
An abbridged history of Kev's life
A pictorial history
Other peoples pages (Links)
Guest Book Page
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My likes and dislikes (I am on the left)
Im not a huge fan of rapists
Don't like Capers
Or Gastro-intestinal discomfort
contradictarily I do Like chilli's and curries.
I like Weezer and Snug, Idlewild, Cable, Ed Harcourt, The Liberitines and people who correctly use grammar.
I am a singer and guitarist who can boast prodigious hair growth as one of my many talents.
I can achieve quite a tan with a little effort as can be seen.
The chap beside me is Alan Grieve (one of my friends), a man with a tan, a tan greater even than myself.
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Fact- I was once the anal hair double, of Natalie Imbruglia
I was sacked when it was revealed that I had hairs an inch shorter than hers. It appers she stopped trimming those ass hairs, thus mine were just; not up to scratch. I am hoping to audtion for Madonna's tache double, however she will have to admit to herself that she has one before that will be possible, wish me luck! |
Look at this CRAP picture of a lampost, boring as fuck, eh!
Did you know he actually took that picture as he was a boring shitebag, and not for any artistic reasons. He didn't even manage to get the whole lampost in, what a fuckwit! |
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This was meant to be a pciture of a fucking twig but the wanker fell over, and was lucky enough to take this photo of a beautifull canyon.
The photographer is fucking dire, however this goes to show that even the talentless can be lucky. You will see by the later atrocities that this photo was just lucky, he honestly took the photo whilst tripping backwards leaning down to take the photo of a twig, useless bastard! |
This was meant to be the photo of an oriental child squinting, which has been partially achieved, though why that would make an interesting photograph, I will never know.
However the dickhead responsible for this photo got confused between that, and his noticing of a coin on the beach below, he needed just two pence to buy another packet of prawn cocktail flavour crisps and took the photo whilst leaning over to pick up the coin, what a cock!
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The photographers attempt to photograph his fancy new net curtains goes horribly wrong.
To be fair the photographer was really pissed off when that cross eyed, apparently retarded child, sabotaged his intensely boring photo of net curtains. |
This is a photograph taken of some enigmatic looking ugly chap with bad skin.
Why the fuck bother, This was the photographers last option as the guy had forgotten to bring the suitcase they had agreed to photograph, and his hanky wasn't "interesting enough".
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This one is entitled "broken stones on the ground". The photographer was dissapointed that he had captured the building in the photograph as it spoiled the view of the stones
The photographer took this photo as it reminded him of his girlfriend scalp. His girlfriend is an albino, the wanker bleached her fucking hair. As for the picture it looks like open sores to me. |
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